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Women Banned from Touching Phallic Produce
Cucumbers, bananas, and squash, oh my! How can such nasty sexually suggestive veggies and fruits lay provocatively on display at local supermarkets where weak-minded women might think thoughts of a prurient nature when touching these penis imposters? Mohammed, forbid! Continue reading
Posted in Political/Social, Religion and Spirituality
Tagged ban, Carmen Miranda, Chiquita Banana, fruit, Islam, misogyny, Mohammed, Monty Python, muslim, penis, phallic produce, produce, vegetables, women
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