Hey, let’s all give a friendly shout-out to those wonderfully murderous medieval madmen calling themselves the Free Syrian Army (FSA).  You know, those glorious ‘freedom fighters’ that the Obama administration just loves to cozy up to in the name of Arab Spring multiculturalism.  Take a gander at one of the many promotional videos on YouTube highlighting the interesting outdoor activities of the FSA Allahu Akbar Muslim Meetup.

And yes, there are many more graphic and garrulous depictions of fun in the sun for Syrian citizens compliments of the FSA—just tool around YouTube for a compilation of the many groovy get-togethers awaiting the good, the bad, the innocent, and the totally indifferent lads and lassies living in the land called Syria.   And certainly, now that John McCain has assured us silly Americans that the Islamic rebel yell of Allahu Akbar! is nothing more than a kindly God Bless You! offered to those who simply sneeze themselves to death when in the presence of Al Qaeda-backed forces, we can all sleep so securely in our political bed-of-thorns tonight.

Oh, and let’s not forget all the exciting good times awaiting the females of Syria as the FSA Allahu Akbar Muslim Meetup goes country-wide.  Get out those burqas, ladies, for if the Obama Administration has anything to say about it, the Medieval God Squad will be coming to a town near you!  How cool to be a virtual slave to your father and husband, home-bound, uneducated, and eternally dependent.  Wow, the Muslim version of 50 Shades of Grey!  Just a little sadomasochistic morality all in the name of Muslim-pandering multiculturalism.  Enjoy!