Yes, it’s Father’s Day. At least for now that is. But who knows? In just a few more dysfunctional years, we could be celebrating Sperm Donor Day. Certainly, there must be a Care Giver Day in America’s fucked-up future. Far-fetched and farcical? Time will tell.
So while we can, let us celebrate this special day in direct opposition to the infernal march of the matriarchy. And let us begin by asking and answering that age-old refrain of Where Have All the Good Men Gone?
Of course, let us not forget all those tampon-packing Manginas out there and the Bitch Babies who use and abuse them. And for those confused and frustrated males who might be seeking to break free from the ball-crushing testosterone-hating chick flick culture of ours, check out the Manhood Academy. You won’t regret it.