What if you gave a speech and nobody came? Well, almost nobody—I’m not sure that the likes of ten curiosity seekers showing up to hear a spoiled wench whinge on and on about how women’s woebegone oppression at the hands of the evil patriarchy for its failure to fork out free fuck without fallout goodies qualifies as an actual crowd. But nevertheless….
The billboard hussy for the Democrat party, Miss Sandra Fluke—I won’t use the Ms. form of address here since that title signifies an independence free from the phony fetters of female helplessness, and obviously, this 30-something law school graduate can’t even manage to fornicate without a whole country coming to her aid—has been out and about on the political stump on behalf of Mister Obama.
Appearing at the local Sak N Save in Reno, Nevada, Miss Fluke told her adoring audience of ten just how important it was to reelect Prince Charming, for without the likes of Big Daddy O, the wimpy women of America wouldn’t be able to locate their lady parts let alone manage them.
“I’m trying to do everything I can for an election that I feel is very important. I have a unique opportunity for how I get to do that.”