What if you gave a speech and nobody came? Well, almost nobody—I’m not sure that the likes of ten curiosity seekers showing up to hear a spoiled wench whinge on and on about how women’s woebegone oppression at the hands of the evil patriarchy for its failure to fork out free fuck without fallout goodies qualifies as an actual crowd. But nevertheless….
The billboard hussy for the Democrat party, Miss Sandra Fluke—I won’t use the Ms. form of address here since that title signifies an independence free from the phony fetters of female helplessness, and obviously, this 30-something law school graduate can’t even manage to fornicate without a whole country coming to her aid—has been out and about on the political stump on behalf of Mister Obama.
Appearing at the local Sak N Save in Reno, Nevada, Miss Fluke told her adoring audience of ten just how important it was to reelect Prince Charming, for without the likes of Big Daddy O, the wimpy women of America wouldn’t be able to locate their lady parts let alone manage them.
“I’m trying to do everything I can for an election that I feel is very important. I have a unique opportunity for how I get to do that.”
Yep, unique is one way of describing Miss Fluke’s contribution to the progressive cause. For it isn’t every day that one gets to publicly prostitute their sexuality for the backroom boys of the Left.
Oh, and by the way, Sandra, do you have a job yet? Other than selling yourself for Obama, are you working at all? You’re in your 30s now, sweetheart. That Georgetown Law School lifestyle you got used to is actually supposed to be a prelude to WORK. You know, earning your keep as opposed to expecting the taxpayers to keep you.
How utterly laughable, that the male-hating womyn’s movement has been cleverly co-opted by the very forces it has always sought to vanquish. Now instead of barefoot and pregnant, we are urged to be bare-assed and promiscuous. My gosh, our great grandmothers were freer and more self-sufficient than this progressive caricature of the independent woman.
Fluke Feminism is a false idol and any female who falls to her knees in adoration of this Big Government sock puppet is submitting to political forces she can not possibly fathom nor control.