What if you gave a speech and nobody came? Well, almost nobody—I’m not sure that the likes of ten curiosity seekers showing up to hear a spoiled wench whinge on and on about how women’s woebegone oppression at the hands of the evil patriarchy for its failure to fork out free fuck without fallout goodies qualifies as an actual crowd. But nevertheless….
The billboard hussy for the Democrat party, Miss Sandra Fluke—I won’t use the Ms. form of address here since that title signifies an independence free from the phony fetters of female helplessness, and obviously, this 30-something law school graduate can’t even manage to fornicate without a whole country coming to her aid—has been out and about on the political stump on behalf of Mister Obama.
Appearing at the local Sak N Save in Reno, Nevada, Miss Fluke told her adoring audience of ten just how important it was to reelect Prince Charming, for without the likes of Big Daddy O, the wimpy women of America wouldn’t be able to locate their lady parts let alone manage them.
“I’m trying to do everything I can for an election that I feel is very important. I have a unique opportunity for how I get to do that.”
Yep, unique is one way of describing Miss Fluke’s contribution to the progressive cause. For it isn’t every day that one gets to publicly prostitute their sexuality for the backroom boys of the Left.
Oh, and by the way, Sandra, do you have a job yet? Other than selling yourself for Obama, are you working at all? You’re in your 30s now, sweetheart. That Georgetown Law School lifestyle you got used to is actually supposed to be a prelude to WORK. You know, earning your keep as opposed to expecting the taxpayers to keep you.
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I’m disgusted just thinking about her doing it. Besides, I bet she’s bareback every time; when will we hear the hoopla about her free abortion because she didn’t get her free BC? And when she is getting her free BC, does anyone know if she’s using The Pill or condoms? I’ve never had to consider these things. . .
She’s the Left’s model of the ‘independent’ and very modern woman. Well, her ovaries may be 30 something, but the Fluke is a sexualized child, and sad to say, there are way too many immature females out there who have no concept of what it means to be grown up.
With all the cheap, very affordable birth control methods, this silly chick still won’t take responsibility for spreading her legs.
I am so sure we should buy her bc for her… I have a feeling the men (there should be another word for ‘men’ that means way more than several) she attracts can’t afford a condom! Do we really want this woman to be a Mom one day??? Sandra… send me your bc bill!
Maybe we should start sending her packs of Trojans every month? Or maybe buy her a subscription to some singles site so she can find a man who has a decent paying job and money in his wallet.
I enjoy your articles/posts, but for some reason I cannot share on FB. Yet I have no trouble sharing them on Twitter.
Hi John. There doesn’t seem to be a problem on my end, but then again you never know with WordPress. Thanks for sharing my posts, though. I appreciate it.
Hi Kat!!! lol Yep, I followed the link and here I am! 🙂 Seriously, if this chick can’t afford to buy her own birth control at the ripe age of 30, she ain’t old enough to be doin’ the deed. My hubz and I were DIRT POOR at the ages of 23 & 24 and somehow scraped enough up every month to buy BC pills. Ridiculous.
Awesome commentary on what must have been a humiliating experience for the Fluck…oops I mean Fluke! Can you imagine going from a crowd of thousands at the DNC to a conversation with 10 in a parking lot at a supermarket? If I were her, I’d be too humiliated to continue on with the charade of furthering the idea that there is some sort of War on Women being waged by the Republican Party.
I loved your “we are urged to be bare-assed and promiscuous!” I might have to steal that from you and to use it in future conversations because I think you nailed the liberals’ perspective on the head when it comes to their view of our “lady parts” rights.
Again, awesome job!
Thanks, Kat. Steal away.