All hail, the Million Muppet March is at hand! Yep, the progressive movement in the United States has just taken a hard left turn onto that dead-end dirt track of political insanity, heading full-force into the wacky ideological wilds of moronic meltdown.
The Big Bird Brigade is on the move and coming this November 3rd it will spread its imaginary wings over the National Mall in Washington DC to demonstrate the mighty power of the sycophantic sock puppet.
Should we be shocked? Hardly. Not when Jen Psaki, an Obama spokeswoman, tells reporters traveling on Air Force One on Thursday that There’s only one candidate in this race who is going to continue to fight for Big Bird and Elmo, and he is riding on this plane. Gee, thanks for summing up the 2012 presidential race so succinctly, Jen.
Plans to save Big Bird, the fuzzy yellow character on U.S. public television’s “Sesame Street,” from possible extinction are taking shape in the form of a puppet-based protest next month dubbed the “Million Muppet March.” The demonstration is planned for November 3 at the National Mall in Washington, D.C., three days before the general election. Reuters
So who are the organizers of this puppet welfare extravaganza? Well, they turn out to be two guys who are self-described ‘fans’ of Sesame Street. One dude is a college student majoring in political science (go figure) and the other is a Hollywood media type (go figure again). Together they’ve become the Abbot and Costello of progressive lost causes.
Sweepin’ the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street?
Oh yes, keep singing that Obama theme song, boys. Sing it long and sing it loud and just maybe your childish cacophony will drown out the mounting public uproar over a murdered ambassador, a nuclear threat in Iran, a depressed housing market, a pathetic employment outlook, a staggering gas gouge at the pumps, and a White House administration stuck in the irresponsible doobie daze of naive political pseudo-science nonsense.
Let’s Put an Adult in the White House
Mitt Romney 2012