All hail, the Million Muppet March is at hand! Yep, the progressive movement in the United States has just taken a hard left turn onto that dead-end dirt track of political insanity, heading full-force into the wacky ideological wilds of moronic meltdown.
The Big Bird Brigade is on the move and coming this November 3rd it will spread its imaginary wings over the National Mall in Washington DC to demonstrate the mighty power of the sycophantic sock puppet.
Should we be shocked? Hardly. Not when Jen Psaki, an Obama spokeswoman, tells reporters traveling on Air Force One on Thursday that There’s only one candidate in this race who is going to continue to fight for Big Bird and Elmo, and he is riding on this plane. Gee, thanks for summing up the 2012 presidential race so succinctly, Jen.
Plans to save Big Bird, the fuzzy yellow character on U.S. public television’s “Sesame Street,” from possible extinction are taking shape in the form of a puppet-based protest next month dubbed the “Million Muppet March.” The demonstration is planned for November 3 at the National Mall in Washington, D.C., three days before the general election. Reuters