Or maybe the Democrat’s agenda is not so very secret after all.  You decide if the following spoof is a far cry from the maniacal mindset of the Far Out Left.

2012 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

 7:00 pm  Opening Flag Burning

 7:15 pm  Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

 7:20 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Barack Obama

 7:25 pm  Opening Prayer given by Reverend Jeremiah Wright

 7:45 pm  Ceremonial Tree Hugging led by Darryl Hannah

 7:55 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Darryl Hannah

 8:00 pm  Global Warming OMFG!!!!!!!!! – Al Gore

 8:30 pm  Why Fourth Trimester Abortions Matter – Barbara Boxer

 8:55 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Barbara Boxer

 9:00 pm  Charging Our Troops with War Crimes – John Kerry

 9:30 pm  Memorial Service for Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

 9:55 pm  Incoherent Rambling about Cowboy Poetry, etc. – Harry Reid

10:00 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Susan Sarandon

10:05 pm  Collection Drive for the Osama Bin Laden Memorial Fund – Cher

10:30 pm  Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn

11:00 pm  Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Susan Sarandon’s Rack

11:50 pm  A Plea for Mass Pardons of the Occupy Wall Street Rapists – Howard Dean

12:15 am  Free the Minutemen in Afghanistan’s Prisons – Michael Moore

12:25 am  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Jessica Alba

12:30 am  Satellite Address – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am  Nomination of Barack Hussein Obama – Nancy Pelosi

12:55 am  Barack Obama Accepts Nomination, Grammy, and Tony Awards

1:15 am  A True Story: How I Killed Bin Laden – Barack Obama

1:25 am  Max Baucus Sings National Anthem

1:30 am  Coronation of Barack Hussein Obama

1:55 am  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Mitt McRyan

2:00 am  Bill Clinton asks Max Baucus to drive Hillary home.

Doug Ross @ Journal