Secret Agenda of Democrat National Convention Revealed!

Or maybe the Democrat’s agenda is not so very secret after all.  You decide if the following spoof is a far cry from the maniacal mindset of the Far Out Left.

2012 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

 7:00 pm  Opening Flag Burning

 7:15 pm  Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

 7:20 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Barack Obama

 7:25 pm  Opening Prayer given by Reverend Jeremiah Wright

 7:45 pm  Ceremonial Tree Hugging led by Darryl Hannah

 7:55 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Darryl Hannah

 8:00 pm  Global Warming OMFG!!!!!!!!! – Al Gore

 8:30 pm  Why Fourth Trimester Abortions Matter – Barbara Boxer

 8:55 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Barbara Boxer

 9:00 pm  Charging Our Troops with War Crimes – John Kerry

 9:30 pm  Memorial Service for Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

 9:55 pm  Incoherent Rambling about Cowboy Poetry, etc. – Harry Reid

10:00 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Susan Sarandon

10:05 pm  Collection Drive for the Osama Bin Laden Memorial Fund – Cher

10:30 pm  Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn

11:00 pm  Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Susan Sarandon’s Rack

11:50 pm  A Plea for Mass Pardons of the Occupy Wall Street Rapists – Howard Dean

12:15 am  Free the Minutemen in Afghanistan’s Prisons – Michael Moore

12:25 am  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Jessica Alba

12:30 am  Satellite Address – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am  Nomination of Barack Hussein Obama – Nancy Pelosi

12:55 am  Barack Obama Accepts Nomination, Grammy, and Tony Awards

1:15 am  A True Story: How I Killed Bin Laden – Barack Obama

1:25 am  Max Baucus Sings National Anthem

1:30 am  Coronation of Barack Hussein Obama

1:55 am  Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Mitt McRyan

2:00 am  Bill Clinton asks Max Baucus to drive Hillary home.

Doug Ross @ Journal

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2 Responses to Secret Agenda of Democrat National Convention Revealed!

  1. Mary Posey says:

    I am from MT and my parents were heavily involved in politics as Democrats. Being a Democrat in MT meant right of center in my day. The far right, neo con etc are alive and well in MT and I know that group very well. We stood for the opposite of those cooks. However, these days the MT Dems are now marching in step with the likes of Pelosi! It is really painful for me, Max was a family friend and I worked on his campaign when he ran for Congress. I have said many times, I did not leave the Democratic party, it left me!!!!!

    Ironically living here in CA, I am faced with the far left on a daily basis, is this my lot in life?!?!?

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