Ah yes, us homosexually-oriented guys and gals have really arrived, politically speaking that is. And now that we’ve got our great big day in the Western societal sun, boy oh boy, do we intend to take advantage of our newly granted aristocratic status as martyred members of yet another phony victim group, ever eager to mug, manipulate, and weasel our way into as many poor-me privileges and free passes that we can manage to connivingly muster.
Two dykes in Colorado have been charged with criminal mischief and bringing false charges for what the local police and the FBI say was the staging of a phony hate crime. Apparently, the two women were in an ongoing battle with their homeowners’ association for failing to clean up after their dog. So in retaliation for their neighbors’ insistence that they pick up their pet’s poop, these ladies of the lesbian persuasion decided to play the hate crime card. And Abracadabra!—an anti-gay epithet appeared on the couple’s garage door followed by a hangman’s noose left on their front doorknob. Cue the media outrage and we’ve got ourselves a neatly packaged jaded justice extravaganza.
The spray painting incident occurred back in October of 2011 and because it was classified as a hate crime, the investigation involved the FBI. The FBI! One can only wonder at the time, money, and resources allocated to what should have been treated as a simple straightforward misdemeanor. But alas, so goeth the Hate Crime Crusade.
The couple continue to proclaim their innocence, although a third woman, a roommate who lived with this dynamic duo, informed the FBI that the dykes did the deed themselves. The women were also tested for spray paint residue (results not released) and asked to take lie detector tests which they both refused to do.
For the full story and a video clip featuring one of the lesbians bull-dyking, (sorry, couldn’t resist), bulldozing her way through all the accusations for the benefit of the camera, click on the link.