Jump for joy and shout down the rafters for the 14-foot Hot Dog stuffed pizza crust is here!  Well, actually it’s over there in the UK, but Pizza Hut’s spectacular bit of fast food fun is soon to arrive state-side.

As a connoisseur of conservative tastes, I prefer my three slices served the more traditional way.  After all, why mess with the perfect union of gluten and dairy?  But I guess it takes all kinds of tastes to keep the pizza pie business thriving.  So hot dogs and pizza it is.  Yuck.