Jump for joy and shout down the rafters for the 14-foot Hot Dog stuffed pizza crust is here! Well, actually it’s over there in the UK, but Pizza Hut’s spectacular bit of fast food fun is soon to arrive state-side.
As a connoisseur of conservative tastes, I prefer my three slices served the more traditional way. After all, why mess with the perfect union of gluten and dairy? But I guess it takes all kinds of tastes to keep the pizza pie business thriving. So hot dogs and pizza it is. Yuck.
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Thankful for the “free” mustard drizzle. And yuck is right — nothing good will come from eating this.
How confusing for the pizza and how humiliating for the HOT DOG!!