Viagra Strike: A Down Day in Italy

Italian public health pharmacists have threatened to withhold the penis-improvement drug, Viagra, if the Italian government moves forward with plans to expand pharmacy services in the private sector.

Hospital pharmacists are enraged over the government’s plans to open up their pharmaceutical profession to a little old-fashioned competition.  The new initiative would increase the number of pharmacists overall and give licensing preference to those pharmacists pursuing careers in the private sector.  As hospital pharmacists are the bottom feeders living off of Italy’s faltering public health system, the move toward privatization is bringing out the shark in these white-gowned gurus of pill dispensation.

I think the most entertaining critiques of this impending Italian Viagra vigilantism have been provided by the readers of the CBC news site, many of whom offered up some enlightening comments some of which I deliberately tweaked.

  • If the protest lasts more than 4 hours call the Carabinieri.
  • Maybe with their dicks down they’ll have more time to work and save their economy.
  • They better not let the strike get out of hand.
  • These pharmacists should all receive a very stiff penalty.
  • This is a good time for men to practice their soft skills.
  • What goes up must come down.
  • So much for al dente.

Italian men needing Viagra….the land of amore is indeed in decline.

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