Tag Archives: Barack Obama

Our Sub-Par President: The Poster War in Santa Monica

I don’t think the Mysterious Message Maven in Santa Monica has taken into account that our progressive president has been granted a phenomenal Affirmative Action Handicap by the duplicitous duffers of the Democrat party. You all know what I mean—that racial crybaby crib sheet for the competency-challenged liberal politician who is out-matched by other players on the course. Just a few riotous rule changes to ensure that the Chicago Gangsta Golfer is getting a little leg-up at the tolerance tee. Continue reading

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Barack Obama: The Emily Litella of our Time

After all the blustering bullshit about those nasty weapons of mass destruction used by the cruel Syrian dictator against his own people, after all the political pumping and preening by Obama, Kerry, and the RHINO retards, all insisting that America must mightily whack the crap out of Mr. Al-Asad by using the smallest, most ineffectual military strike these clowns could muster, we now have the obvious outcome of a befuddled foreign policy sadly slapped together like a Saturday Night Live comedy skit. Continue reading

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Obama’s Outdoor Spectacle Limps Off Center Stage

In 2008, it was Greek columns and otherworldly smoke and mirrors. But in 2012, the deluded Democrats have moved beyond the era of Athens and into the iron fist age of the all-powerful Caesars, opting for the majesty of the Roman amphitheater and the screaming adoration of the lowly masses. Emperor Obama, who obviously is wearing no political competency cloths to speak of, is still pathetically clinging to the pretense of apotheosis. Continue reading

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Secret Agenda of Democrat National Convention Revealed!

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events: 7:00 pm–Opening Flag Burning; 7:15 pm–Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations; 7:20 pm–Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Barack Obama; 7:25 pm–Opening Prayer given by Reverend Jeremiah Wright; 7:45 pm–Ceremonial Tree Hugging led by Darryl Hannah; 7:55 pm–Max Baucus Proposes a Toast to Darryl Hannah; 8:00 pm–Global Warming OMFG!!!!!!!!! – Al Gore
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Labor Day is Empty Chair Day

Your special chair in Hawaii awaits you, Mr. Ex-President. The cabana boy will be right with you. Continue reading

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Clint Eastwood Sums Up the Obama Era

Clint Eastwood’s most favorite movie quotes seem to go so very well with the backward banality of the Barack Obama years. Go ahead, Clint, make my day! Continue reading

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Yep, It’s Romney and Ryan

America needs R & R! How interesting that Romney turned his back on the mostly PR picks for a running mate, the ones sure to dazzle the media and play to the identity politics of gender, race, and ethnicity. Instead, he solidified his base with a truly conservative choice but made sure that intelligence, maturity, and public presence were not left out of the equation. Continue reading

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Hillary to Obama: Shame on You!

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Our first Black president is nothing more than a Chicago huckster, but then, many of us knew that unfortunate fact from the very beginning. The rest of America has been playing consciousness catchup but are finally managing to blink their weary way through that hypocritical haze of racial condescension to get a glimpse of the cardboard con man sitting in the White House. Continue reading

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Forget Where’s Waldo, Where’s Fast and Furious?

Featured on the front page at YouTube on Saturday was Philip DeFranco’s latest political and current events video. With close to 500,000 views in just 24-hours, DeFranco’s most recent effort features the Fast and Furious escapade in a 3-minute segment on this 10-minute clip. He gives a fair summary of the story line as well as an equally fair evaluation of its political consequences for Obama. Note that DeFranco states he just heard about the scandal and that the liberal blogs were not covering the story in-depth. Continue reading

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Obama’s Gift Registry—Forget the Wedding Gifts, Give Cash to Barack’s Reelection Fund

Nothing says tacky like receiving an I donated to the Obama Campaign in Your Name gift card on your wedding day. In lieu of a real present especially chosen for you and your spouse, Obama wants you to opt instead to have your friends and relatives give cash to his strapped reelection coffers. Continue reading

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Executive Privilege and the Obama-Nixon Transformation

Soon You Won’t Have Barry O. Nixon to Kick Around Anymore! Continue reading

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Bill Clinton Becomes the BAIN of Barack’s Existence

Big Bad Bill just shot down the Bain refrain from the Obama campaign while giving Mitt Romney a happy high-five for success and competence in both the public and private sphere. Oh dear.
Perhaps a little overdue payback for Obama’s down and dirty Democrat primary back in 2008? I think some Hillary chickens are coming home to roost. Continue reading

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Axelrod Heckled in Boston as Mitt Takes the Fight to Solyndra

This ain’t your McCain Campaign! Continue reading

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Obama 2008—We Hardly Knew Ya

The pom-poms are not in view. The hysterical hype comes now only from a few. The auditoriums fail to fill and the adoring fans are next to nil. But let us take a backward gaze at the 2008 glory days. Oh it was so easy then, when the only winning rule for this unqualified Socialist fool was simply being Black and cool. Continue reading

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Bain Attack Backfire

The Romney campaign hasn’t wasted any time making good use of Cory Booker’s anti-Bain attack ad blurbs from his Meet the Press debut on Sunday. Booker, the Democrat Mayor of Newark, New Jersey and a senatorial hopeful to replace the 88-year old Frank Lautenberg, is looking to his own future and to advancing the financial foundation of his next political move. So gee, why would Booker publicly lick the Obama boots when those boots are walking their way right out of the White House? The Barack boat has sprung some big leaks and don’t the rats know it. Continue reading

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Obama Discovers America….and Other Affirmative Action Fantasies

The nation’s first Affirmative Action president thinks so highly of himself that he is now having his toadies insert the exulted Obama name into the online biographies of previous presidents. If you travel over to Whitehouse.gov, you’ll see that various bits of Barack BS have been written into the life accomplishments of previous presidential office holders. Tsk, tsk. Is our Black Wunderkind so insecure that he has to piggy-back onto the hard-earned home runs of much better men than he? Apparently so. Continue reading

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Obama’s Gay Marriage Endorsement: Our 30 Pieces of Silver

Holy Hallelujah! Barack Obama, President of the United States of America, has come out in support of gay marriage! Oh ring out, ye church bells of cafeteria Christianity! Sing loudly, ye true believers of homosexual heaven right here on earth! For it ain’t every day that self-involved gays get to sell themselves so very dirt cheaply. Continue reading

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Happy Mother’s Day from Barack Obama

Happy Mother’s Day to our next First Lady. Continue reading

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Mitt Romney’s Victory Speech: The Gauntlet is Thrown!

Mitt is looking and sounding great. His victory speech last night in New Hampshire was a powerful preview of just how he’s going to wipe the floor with that Hope & Change flim-flam man. The Democrat media decided not to broadcast Mitt’s speech last night, but they can’t shut out the Mitt Man’s mega message indefinitely—the shift in political momentum is now almost palpable. We’re gona win this thing! Continue reading

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Romney vs Obama: The Boogey Board Takes On the Golf Cart

And an interesting photo comparison of our Republican and Democrat contenders for the US presidency shows an athletic and very energized Mitt Romney facing off against a world-weary stoop-shouldered Barack Obama. I guess riding around in golf carts can really take its toll. Continue reading

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Obama and the Rutherford B. Hayes Hoax

The more Barack Obama speaks, the more insipidly stupid this arrogant ignoramus sounds. The 44th President of the United States is a mass-produced product of an affirmative action educational free pass propped-up by a grading on a cretin curve curriculum. Americans are heavily propagandized to see as brilliant this Harvard deconstructed flim-flam man simply because he is African-American and hence supposedly beyond critical reproach. Continue reading

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AttackWatch: Something Creepy This Way Comes

Does your household harbor a reactionary Republican? Is there a work colleague making anti-Barack boasts during the lunch break? Well, be of good cheer, dear comrades, because AttackWatch is up and running and able and ready to take their names. The latest Obama 2012 reelection strategy is the creation of a creepy report the enemy website called AttackWatch.com. It’s a hyped-up and nastier version of the Fight the Smears site from Obama’s 2008 campaign and encourages O-bot supporters to report those who dare to stain the sainted aura of their great leader.
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The Perry-Obama Contrast: The Photo Says It All

This photograph, which compares a 20-somthing Rick Perry with an equally young Barack Obama (if that’s what he was calling himself at the time), is more than just a stark contrast between the patriotic Air Force pilot and the academic affirmative action drifter. This Photo-shopped mixed metaphor of two modern day males, also showcases the glaring juxtaposition of the real world full-force engagement of American values and the dorm room weak-willed disconnect of airhead suppositions. Continue reading

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The Unbearable Whiteness of Martha’s Vineyard

For over two years now, we’ve heard all the blather from Left-wing media about the supposed whiteness of Tea Party America and how such a one-tone tint to any group of people should automatically sound off the racist rant. But of course, that declaration from the Democrat Handbook of Progressive Decrees, like every other fraudulent proclamation set forth by these charlatans of shell-game morality, conveniently comes with many fickle footnotes. Continue reading

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Deepak Chopra: Taking Obama Worship to a Higher Plane

For those not familiar with this gilded guru of New Age mind/body magic, Deepak Chopra is a Hindu-born physician and self-styled alternative medicine promoter who has successfully marketed his higher mental plane philosophy through a series of books, business ventures, and lucrative liaisons with various US governmental agencies and universities. And in between peddling his consciousness-raising wares, this great guardian of supercilious wisdom has also found time to regularly worship at the crumbling clay feet of liberalism’s godhead incarnate. Continue reading

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